It’s ridiculous for me even to have put this in music, but I splayed it out to 8 verses. It’s really for “singing” acapella.
| 1. The other day, I met a bear, Out in the woods, A way out there. (×2) |
5. Now when a bear, Is chasing two, The race is just, Twixt him and you. (×2) |
| 2. He looked at me, I looked at him, He sized me up, I sized up him. (×2) |
6. It’s not the bear, That you outrun, You’ve just to beat, The other one. (×2) |
| 3. I see you ain’t, Got any gun, You know you’ve got, no place to run. (×2) |
7. So if I meet, That bear again, I will be sure, To bring a friend. (×2) |
| 4. Just then he spied, Another meal, So quick I turned, Out I did peel. (×2) |
8. That’s all there is, There ain’t no more, So now I’ll head, Straight for the door. (×2) |
This shortlink
https://1000-good-songs.org/p/1579